Church Bulletin Bloopers

Submitted by Collen Hufford

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and
sinning.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way
Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the
Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus

Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.

The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood
donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer
with the thanks of the entire church.

Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial
Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

Announcement in a church bulletin for a National
Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals."